You know, there are some people who, quite simply, are too stupid to be allowed outside their home without a leash ( Read more... )

As a parent, reading about something like this offends me:

NPR: Consumer Group Sues McDonald's Over Happy Meal ToysIt sickens me how some people can so easily abdicate their responsibilities as parents, guardians, and teachers of the human beings they've consented to bring into this world. For example ( Read more... )

That's right, today's the day that Lindsay Lohan heads to jail to serve her 90-day sentence. In predictable fashion, the cable news networks are eating themselves in a bid to get juicy pictures and news footage of the troubled young actor as she's remanded into custody and prepared for transport to jail ( Read more... )

In my last post, I said readers could look forward to various things being entered here in the coming days. Among the list I provided was this item ( Read more... )

....this moron.

AL.com: Jefferson County geometry teacher uses wrong example to teach angles --- assassination of President Barack ObamaReally? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE ( Read more... )

Dear Dumbasses (You know who you are. If not, get someone to give you their notes ( Read more... )

With all the dangers faced by our troops in forward areas, the Pentagon has of course spent a great deal of time on one of the more important issues affecting our men and women in uniform. Thank God for the bureaucrats in the rear.

CNN.com: Pentagon: Troops won't lose their war-zone smokesThat's right, boys and girls: At the end of a long day at ( Read more... )

1. The Bruno/Eminem thing from the MTV Music Awards was set-up. No kidding, really? The microphone battery pack Eminmem was wearing was so totally not a give-away. Look, guys, if you want to teabag each other, exchange phone numbers, or hook up via Craigslist. No big deal, okay?
   
   
2. Octo-Mom has a few words for Kate Gosselin, and on this, at least, I ( Read more... )

NyMag.com: Treasury Plan Rebrands “Toxic Assets” in Hopes of Selling Them to Private InvestorsNo, no, no. They're not called "toxic assets" anymore. Now, they're "legacy assets." See? Look at that. The sun's coming out. The birds are singing. The flowers are blooming. You can already see the economy rebounding. Son of a bitch ( Read more... )

Possibly the first in an irregularly recurring series ( Read more... )